Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President

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I never really like watching The David Letterman Show but if I will have no choice but to watch it, I will stick around for his Top 10 segment.

I got this thread from a friend last month, she emailed it to me and I died laughing. I thought it will be great to share it with you too. Check it out. 😀

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President


10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3?Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork

5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “psst… psst” or ‘hoy….hoy. ..hoy…. ‘

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home”.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S… PRESIDENT IS…

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!


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